“Jealously is just a map, that’s all it is. If you’re jealous of someone, what it is is “Oh, why aren’t I there?” and then all it is is the point you want to go to on a map, and you’ve just got to fill in the path to get there. That’s all it is, that’s all jealously is. If you think of jealously as “Oh, it means that I am less of a person or I’m wrong or I’m…”, then of course you’re going to get stuck in this dark black pit that you’re not gonna get out of, but if you think “It’s a map, oh…” ~Patton Oswalt