“One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in the tree. ‘Which road do I take?’ she asked. ‘Where do you want to go?’ was his response. ‘I don’t know’, Alice answered. ‘Then’, said the cat, ‘it doesn’t matter.'” ~Alice in Wonderland

“Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it’s warmth.”

“Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.”

“You don’t choose who you love, nor do you choose the attraction. You choose to either take action or not.”