“I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you’d be like ‘Huh? What the hell is this?’, but if it’s in a fruit basket you’re like ‘This is nice!.” ~Demetri Martin

“Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.” ~Robert Anthony

“I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, sir, because I’m not myself you see.” ~Lewis Carroll in Alice in Wonderland