“A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That’s a basic spelling that every woman should know.” ~Jeanne Bourgeois

“I saw you today for the first time in a while and my brain doesn’t seem to remember that I don’t love you anymore. It plagued me with complete lack of speech, shaky hands, and the inability to look you in the eye without smiling.”

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